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Armageddon?
Note to the Anti-Christ. If you’re really serious about getting this whole Apocalypse thing started, the first thing you need to do is come up with some new agents of suffering and torment. I mean, seriously, maybe there was a time when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got folks fired up about the End Times, but in this day and age, four scary dudes on horseback aren’t going to get me, or anyone else, to embrace the thought of impending death and destruction. On the other hand, if you were to unleash, say, The Four Hot Chicks of the Apocalypse, I think we would all be much more receptive to this Armageddon idea of yours. Just some food for thought.
RANDOM STRANGE THOUGHTS
| Who let the cat out of the bag? Does it really matter? I mean, anyone with even a shred of decency would release a poor cat trapped in a bag. The real question is who stuffed the cat into the bag in the first place? |
| Ironically, I don’t think hot cakes actually sell like hot cakes. |
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RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM GOO GOBLINS
| After Sunday mass I like to inform the priest that he gave an excellent sermon by saying, “Hey Father, you really fuckin’ nailed that shit, good for you.” Then when he looks angry and says “I don’t think the colorful language is necessary, my son,” I scream “I’ll never join you. You’re not my father.” And then I try to cut off his hand with my plastic light saber, which I pull out from my satchel. |
| You ever pull up behind a cop car and try to pull him over. I like to pull up behind cops and start flashing them with my lights while squealing out my driver side window at the top of my lungs, making a man-made siren sound. Then I start to yell, "Oh how the tables have turned my sweet friend!" |
RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM BUCKSHOT THE BANDIT
| It was awful nice of San Francisco to share their treat with us. |
| I thought Crystal Pepsi was the best fucking drink in the whole world and I can't wait 'till they bring that shit back. |
RANDOM MISQUOTE
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"I have not yet begun to fight."
- Mahatma Gandhi |
 
 Here's one we'll call naked alien practicing the karate. Apparently he's a black belt, but clearly his form leaves something to be desired. Quite frankly, Mr. Miyagi would be appalled. Neither "wax on wax off" nor "paint the fence". If anything, it looks more like a weak attempt at "pour the juice". What an absolute disgrace. Just another example of a know it all spaceman who can't be bothered to put forth even the slightest bit of effort.
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