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Corporal Punishment

I think it’s a shame that the schools are no longer permitted to use corporal punishment as a means of instilling discipline. Think about it. We’re really doing our children a major disservice. I mean, how is a kid ever supposed to learn to stop fidgeting in his seat if he doesn’t have the benefit of having bricks broken over his head with a sledgehammer? I remember back to my days in Catholic school and the nuns who used to bury me up to my neck in the woods and leave me for dead. Believe me, I didn’t appreciate it then, but now I realize that their tough love helped mold me into the man I am today.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

I've always wondered if those guys in the Trojan Horse shouted "Surprise" as they popped out of there. I mean before they started killing everybody and all that.

Whenever somebody accuses me of being “all talk and no action,” I have to remind them that talking, in itself, is a form of action and for that matter, so is curling up in a fetal position at the first sign of trouble.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

I find the term “hands free” cell phone to be offensive for those lacking hands.

I like to go up to random white people on the street and say “I should have guessed it, your one of them Bush people aren’t you. Then I like to shake my head with disgust and say “you look like a darn Neanderthal.”

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

When your a kid growing up your parents are always telling you to Just Say No to drugs. Personally, I think that if you are talking to drugs it's probably a little too late to say no.

I like kids. What I don't like are those damn shoes that are the "new thing" for kids these days. You know those fucking things with wheels on the bottom of them. Every time I see a kid go rolling by with those things on I'd like to grab them by the back of their little kid neck pull off one of those shoes and start beating them over the head with it. Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't do any permanent damage to the kid, just enough to make him think twice before putting those things back on his feet. I don't know, maybe that's just me.

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