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The Truth About Pooh?

It's a hypothesis some have called ludicrous. The notion that Pooh is not a real bear. That, in fact, he is a honey crazed man in a bear suit. But is this idea really so far fetched? Let's take a closer look. On the left we have a real live bear. On the right we have Pooh. Granted the similarity between the bears is uncanny, however, there are two subtle yet distinct differences. If you study the photo closely, you will notice that the real bear is a nice normal bear color while Pooh is bright yellow. This seems a bit odd to say the least. And the other and perhaps more significant difference. You probably won't pick it up on your own, but once I reveal it, you will agree that it is clearly unmistakable. The real bear is naked as real bears usually are while Pooh is wearing a nifty little red shirt with his name embroidered on it. Granted he has no pants, but still, before I am willing to call him a real bear, you're gonna have to first explain that damn shirt to me.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

I never did understand that whole “sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite” business. First of all, telling someone to sleep tight is just bad advice. I mean, you’re much better off sleeping loose. Sleeping tight, in the end, will only lead to stiffness. And as for that part about not letting the beg bugs bite, hey listen, if the bed bugs are looking to bite, there ain’t nothing you can do to stop them, especially while you’re asleep. So why even bring this up and instill pointless fear in someone just before bedtime. As I see it, the entire phrase is extremely negative and totally counter productive. Of course, it’s not as bad as that “if I die before I wake” bedtime saying. If you ask me, that one really takes the cake as far as negativity is concerned.

They say that revenge is a dish better served cold. I guess in that sense it’s not unlike fruit salad.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

You ever be sitting in a board meeting while a District manager is rambling on and you decide it would probably be a real good idea to slowly creep up behind him, and then dive on top of him hugging him saying “You make so many wonderful points, I just want to snuggle with you, my Mr. Smarty Man.”

They say ants are supposed to be so strong in relation to their size, that’s why I always pick fights with them. Think About It?

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

It's funny how some products take off and some just go away. Take for example Sweet n Low. It has been a huge success since it was introduced and shows no signs of going away. Then, on the other hand you have Bitter n High which you probably have never heard of. It was introduced in the 50's just before Sweet n Low and it was a mix of lemon juice and LCD. Now I don't know about you but I can't think of anything that sounds better than a little tart flavored acid trip to start your morning off but it seems that most Americans did not agree with me. Oh well I guess that's why I'm not in the foods business.

It was awful nice of San Francisco to share their treat with us.

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