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Real Men Wear Pink

Perhaps you’ve heard the saying, “Real men wear pink.” Basically, the idea is that a man who wears pink is confident in his own masculinity. By contrast, the man who refuses to wear pink is the one who may harbor doubts about his own sexuality. Well, old Felix here is the perfect illustration of this concept. He is clearly supremely confident in his masculinity. Not only does he wear pink, but he also dresses up as a flower and acts like a fairy little mime. Oh, and to hammer home the point of just how manly he is, he frequently enjoys having sex with other men. Now that, my friends, is what I call a man’s man.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

It occurred to me that the phrase, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat,” must be pretty disconcerting to cats.

Wouldn’t it be really neat if a guy could take a little puppet and make it seem like the puppet was actually talking when really it’s just the guy pretending to be the puppet by moving the puppets lips and keeping his own lips pretty still while talking in an imaginary puppet voice?

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

I like to go up to random white people on the street and say “I should have guessed it, your one of them Bush people aren’t you. Then I like to shake my head with disgust and say “you look like a darn Neanderthal.”

I found out the hard way, that you should never put your finger really close to a bear’s face and play the “But, I’m not touching you Game.”

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

It was awful nice of San Francisco to share their treat with us.

I thought Crystal Pepsi was the best fucking drink in the whole world and I can't wait 'till they bring that shit back.

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