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Which Is Better?

If you recall a while back, FBI Director Robert Mueller unveiled what he referred to as his “unstoppable” karate chop move, the very one he intends to use in the fight against terrorism. Well now, CIA Director George Tenet has come out with his own CIA version of the karate chop move. Unfortunately, this clearly demonstrates that despite all the talk about sharing information between agencies, the FBI and the CIA are still functioning completely independent of one another. You see, Mueller and the FBI insist upon using the old school rigid hand approach when it comes to the karate chop move while Tenet and the CIA have adopted a less rigid cupped hand approach. Which move is more effective? It’s not my place to say. Each one has its own advantages and disadvantages, but the bottom line is this. Unless we as a Nation decide on a single unified karate chop move, I fear the War on Terror will ultimately be lost.

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Dead men tell no tales, but if they did, I imagine they would be quite spooky.

Who let the cat out of the bag? Does it really matter? I mean, anyone with even a shred of decency would release a poor cat trapped in a bag. The real question is who stuffed the cat into the bag in the first place?

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I sometimes hide in my neighbor’s underwear drawer.

You ever wonder what they would say to you in a fish store if you walked in wearing full scuba equipment and attempted to try to dive into one of the tanks?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM BUCKSHOT THE BANDIT

If you ever ask someone how old they are and they reply with anything over 125 they're probably lying.

The next time your home alone find a copy of Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle and ROCK OUT! You won't regret it!

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"I know you are but what am I?"

- sure fire response if somebody calls you a bad name (can be used repeatedly if necessary)




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Hey, watch where you point that thing!

Here's one we'll call naked alien practicing the karate. Apparently he's a black belt, but clearly his form leaves something to be desired. Quite frankly, Mr. Miyagi would be appalled. Neither "wax on wax off" nor "paint the fence". If anything, it looks more like a weak attempt at "pour the juice". What an absolute disgrace. Just another example of a know it all spaceman who can't be bothered to put forth even the slightest bit of effort.

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