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Origin Of The Smile?

I call this one "glasses dude in the headset with the laptop holding a sheet of paper and a nice beverage." Clearly he's very happy about something. The question is, what? Perhaps someone just told him a joke on his headset or maybe he's in the process of reading something funny on his computer. These are definite possibilities but they're certainly not the only ones. It could be that he just took a sip of his beverage and it was delightfully refreshing, however, it also could be that his smirk is the result of the giddy anticipation he feels as he prepares to take a sip. Or perhaps someone who is in the room but not visible in the photo has made a funny little face that has brought on the laughter. Then there is the paper possibility. Though he is not looking directly at the paper, it is entirely plausible that he has just seen something quite amusing written on it and is only momentarily glancing away. Or could it be that the cell phone on the table rang at that exact moment and he is overjoyed that someone is actually trying to reach him? I wouldn't rule that one out. Nor can I rule out the possibility that he has just recalled something that happened earlier that day and that this alone has produced his expression of joy. And lastly, there is the remote chance that he is not really reacting to anything at all, but rather, walks around with that stupid grin on his face all the damn time. I guess there's no way of telling for sure. Alas, the truth is, we will probably never really know the secret behind the smile.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

Iíve always wondered if Justice really is in fact blind, or if her lack of sight is simply the result of that damn blindfold she seems to have on all the time. And whatís with the scales? Iím sorry, but I donít know if we should be putting all our trust in some blindfolded lady in a robe who, apparently, is obsessed with weighing stuff.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. In a damn shoe! Would you believe that?

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

When the mailroom guy comes around at work I like to quickly get up on top of my desk and then go diving off, laying down the atomic elbow drop to his temple.

If you eat McDonalds really slow is it still considered ďfast-foodĒ?

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

I like kids. What I don't like are those damn shoes that are the "new thing" for kids these days. You know those fucking things with wheels on the bottom of them. Every time I see a kid go rolling by with those things on I'd like to grab them by the back of their little kid neck pull off one of those shoes and start beating them over the head with it. Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't do any permanent damage to the kid, just enough to make him think twice before putting those things back on his feet. I don't know, maybe that's just me.

It's funny how some products take off and some just go away. Take for example Sweet n Low. It has been a huge success since it was introduced and shows no signs of going away. Then, on the other hand you have Bitter n High which you probably have never heard of. It was introduced in the 50's just before Sweet n Low and it was a mix of lemon juice and LCD. Now I don't know about you but I can't think of anything that sounds better than a little tart flavored acid trip to start your morning off but it seems that most Americans did not agree with me. Oh well I guess that's why I'm not in the foods business.

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