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Origin Of The Smile?

I call this one "glasses dude in the headset with the laptop holding a sheet of paper and a nice beverage." Clearly he's very happy about something. The question is, what? Perhaps someone just told him a joke on his headset or maybe he's in the process of reading something funny on his computer. These are definite possibilities but they're certainly not the only ones. It could be that he just took a sip of his beverage and it was delightfully refreshing, however, it also could be that his smirk is the result of the giddy anticipation he feels as he prepares to take a sip. Or perhaps someone who is in the room but not visible in the photo has made a funny little face that has brought on the laughter. Then there is the paper possibility. Though he is not looking directly at the paper, it is entirely plausible that he has just seen something quite amusing written on it and is only momentarily glancing away. Or could it be that the cell phone on the table rang at that exact moment and he is overjoyed that someone is actually trying to reach him? I wouldn't rule that one out. Nor can I rule out the possibility that he has just recalled something that happened earlier that day and that this alone has produced his expression of joy. And lastly, there is the remote chance that he is not really reacting to anything at all, but rather, walks around with that stupid grin on his face all the damn time. I guess there's no way of telling for sure. Alas, the truth is, we will probably never really know the secret behind the smile.

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Random Strange Thoughts from the Kid

What the hell is so damn international about the House of Pancakes?

So, it turns out that “finders keepers, loser’s weepers” actually isn’t one of the Ten Commandments. I guess that means I’m not as righteous as I thought and I probably should give my neighbor his lawn ornaments back. That sucks! Next they’re gonna tell me it was wrong for me to have been coveting his wife all these years.

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Random Thoughts from Goo Goblins

I like to set really loud ring tones and then hide my cell phone in secret places while at work, and then I like to stand in the middle of the office and ask if I could borrow someone's cell phone to call mine so I can find it. When it begins rigning I say "Do you hear that, listen carefully, it's my phone, and it's up my ass again."

What if your mind had a mind of its own?

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Random Thoughts from Buckshot the Bandit

I'm a card guy. If you throw a no hitter, I may send your arm a congratulatory card. If you miss a game winning field goal it's an encouragement card for your foot. If you sleep with a hot girl your penis may find a Great Job card in the mail box. If you eat something really spicy, don't look now ass, but you'll be getting a sympathy card. Like I said before... I'm a card guy.

When ever I am bleeding... be it from a paper cut, a hang nail or a scab that I just picked I always blame it on those leeches. It doesn't matter where I am or what I'm doing, I just yell out "Those damned leeches got me again!" This only works for small cuts though because I think we all know that there is no such thing as a giant leech. If I ever get my head cut off I don't think my trick will fool anyone because to date, there have been no reports of leech be-headings.

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