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The Kid Walks Into A Bar
The Kid created these comics using StripCreator.com
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| Your father must be a thief. | |
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| Because someone stole the stars from the sky and now you have them. I mean that they are now in your possession. | |
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| Because you're the only pretty one in here. | |
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| I'm bigger and better than the Titanic. | |
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| Only 200 women drowned on the Titanic. | |
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| Did you have Campbell's Soup today? | |
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| Because you look mighty tasty. | |
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| I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to you. | |
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| I think there's something wrong with my eyes. | |
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| Cause I can't see so good, God Damn It! | |
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| What do you say I saddle you up and take you for a little ride, sweet Mama? | |
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| Excuse me, do you have any raisins? | |
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| How about a fig or perhaps a pomegranate? | |
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| OK, here's the thing. I kinda don't have any money. | |
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| I hope you know CPR because I'm short of breath. | |
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| How do you like my chaps, honey baby? | |
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| Baby, you must be a broom? | |
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| Because you just look like one, that's all. | |
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| Is that a pepper shaker in my pocket or am I just happy to see you? | |
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| You make me melt like nuts on a sundae. | |
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| Great, great, great ... Wow! | |
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| Because I want to call my mom and tell her I just met a girl. | |
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