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| 07/03 | I'm A Diseased- And Deformed-Animal Lover!
A lot of people say they love animals, but then, when they come across one that has a.. | | 07/03 | What Happens At Yucca Mountain Stays At Yucca Mountain
The name "Yucca Mountain" is synonymous with danger and excitement. It's so much more.. | | 07/03 | Polluting Nations Endorse Greenhouse-Gas Plan
Six of the nations that produce the highest volume of greenhouse gases have endorsed .. | | 07/03 | [audio] New Alternative Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland | | 07/03 | Endangered Species List Edited To Fit Poster
WASHINGTON, DC—World Wildlife Fund president Carter S. Roberts said Monday that.. | | 07/03 | Town Uglification Committee Approves New Pile Of Garbage Bags
LOUDONVILLE, OH—As part of ongoing efforts to maintain the town's unplesasant a.. | | 07/03 | Secretary Of Agriculture Finally Gets Around To Reading Fast Food Nati..
WASHINGTON, DC—Though insisting that she had been meaning to read Eric Schlosser's .. | | 07/03 | New Eco-Friendly Packaging Triggers Boom In Guilt-Free Littering
NEW YORK—Consumers are now able to discard their refuse wherever they please, k.. | | 07/03 | Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue
OLYMPIA, WA— The rape of 30,000 acres of forest was allegedly precipitated by the p.. | | 07/03 | Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming
WASHINGTON, DC—Millions of scarfless snowmen gathered in Washington to protest glob.. |
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