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03/11News Grift - Angela Merkel Yet to Receive Backrub from Obama
One of German Chancellor Merkel’s closest advisers, speaking on the condition of anon..
03/11Dailyfortnight - Millions Left Housebound with Oscar Fever
A terrifying report released by U.S. television network ABC has revealed that million..
03/11Studio 8 Entertainment - [Video] "Green Zone" - Movie Monster
Kiefer? I just met her!
03/11Wear Your Cape - The New York Times Explains Its New and Improved Rule..
Forget everything you thought you knew about sentences.
03/11News Mutiny - Tilikum the Killer Whale Pleads Not Guilty to Murder Cha..
30 year-old killer whale Tilikum pled not guilty Wednsday to murder charges in connec..
03/11The Satirical Political Report - Israel To Build New Settlements, in t..
And get a hit show on NBC, to boot.
03/11Glossy News - Fox News Searches For the New ‘Rwanda Effect’ Effect
Fox News, in its never ending search for more fuel to stoke its listener’s fires, has..
03/11CAP News - Dwarf, Midget Count Crucial To 2010 Census
Census officials fear the country's dwarf and midget population numbers could co..
03/11Postcards from the Pug Bus - Corey Haim or Corey Feldman Found Dead of..
Actor Corey Haim, 38, or actor Corey Feldman, 38, was pronounced dead at Providence S..
03/11All Day Coffee - Fax Machine You're My Worst Girlfriend Ever
Sorry Fax Machine. My Blackberry's a cyberbully
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The Onion Headlines

03/11 Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—Only when Steve Gibson started getting enraged by mustard-relate..
03/11In Focus: Nation To Be Tested For Scoliosis Friday
WASHINGTON, DC--In a mandatory, nationwide health initiative many Americans are dread..
03/11Opinion: I Didn't Spend 6 Weeks In A Medical License Reinstatement Eth..
It's tragic how people treat doctors in this day and age. The lack of respect for the..
03/11[video] Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Fo..
Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Pytho..
03/11 Lohan Sues ETrade Over TV Ad
Actress Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against the Internet brokerage E*Trade over a c..
03/11 Couple Of Cool Guys Just Hanging Out
NEW YORK—Cool guys Shawn Goldstein, 26 (left) and Walt Traxel, 26 (right) just ..
03/10In Focus: Senate Candidate Drops Out Of Race Due To Shyness
KNOXVILLE, TN--Donald Miller told his campaign manager to tell the people that Tennes..
03/10 How Are We Protecting Our Valuables?
03/10 Alternate Health Care Bills
In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concoct..
03/10Sports: Chris Bosh Out For Season After Cutting Open Knee To See How I..
TORONTO—The Raptors medical staff announced Tuesday that Chris Bosh will miss t..
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Dave's Daily Headlines

01/22Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested
A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play wi..
01/22Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her
Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unpluggi..
01/22Man Swaps Empty Lobster Shell For Crab Legs
After he finished his lobster dinner, an upstate New York man apparently was still hu..
01/22Joke Of The Day
You will laugh at this one!
01/22Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, The..
It began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, f..
01/22Priceless Skidmark
Yuck!
01/21Judge Mocks "Inept" Naked Burglar
A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.
01/21Angry Husband Throws Cat At Wife
A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an ..
01/21Top 99 Women Of 2009
AskMen.com's top 99 most desirable women is in!
01/21Daily Funny Jokes
Random clean jokes daily... laugh
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The Spoof News Headlines

03/10JLS Condom: Band Reveal Secret Name
Pop pin-ups JLS led tabloid newspapers up the garden path today as they launched ..
03/10American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Clo..
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was interviewed in her beaut..
03/10Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe;..
Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting right..
03/10Woman shaving bikini line while driving charged with accident!
A Florida woman on her way to visit her boyfriend had an accident on busy US Highway ..
03/10Subo leaves her mansion goes home to Blackburn
Susan Boyle, the lady with the voice that thrills, has left her Scottish mansion in t..
03/10Fears grow Venables 'is George W Bush's grandson'
London - (Rotters): A conspiracy theory website that outed Gerry McCann as 'Jon V..
03/10Subo culture applicants test the patience of Edinburgh University psyc..
Edinburgh University is world renowned for it's research into the cult of cultism but..
03/10Nascar switches to "all Prius" racing cars
Tuskahoula, Alabama, The nation's top competitive sports industry has decided unanimo..
03/10T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell
T J Hacker the Worlds Greatest Hacker, has hacked into top secret Government files, a..
03/10Miley Cyrus and Her "Last Song" Co-Star Liam Hemsworth Are Secretl..
ROSWELL, New Mexico - Miley Cyrus was in town visiting The International UFO Muse..
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