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07/30The Satirical Political Report - Potential Ethics Panel Deal Seeks to ..
This is kind of the un-Deep Throat.
07/30The World's Voice of Reason - Phones Smaller Than Size Of Pea May Be &..
Sea Salt City: Telephones smaller than the size of a pea may be too small to use, acc..

The Onion Headlines

07/30New Robot Capable Of Unhealthily Repressing Emotion
PITTSBURGH—Announcing a crucial breakthrough in the effort to create machines t..
07/30American Voices: Congress Rolls Back Crack Sentencing
The U.S. Congress passed legislation reducing the disparity of sentencing for crack c..
07/30Lip-Reading BCS Computer Kills Officials Who Want To Shut It Down
TEMPE, AZ—BCS 9000, the sentient heuristic computer responsible for arranging f..
07/30[audio] Gatorade Pledges $200 Million In Thirst Aid To Underquenched N..
07/29In Focus: Gambling-Addiction Study Gets Out Of Hand
LAS VEGAS, NV—A gambling-addiction study by researchers at UNLV's Gaming Studies Rese..
07/29Opinion: If Only There Were Some Way I Could Watch Premium Movies In T..
Television technology has been improving for decades, to the point where anyone anywh..
07/29Bar Patrons Dismayed By Sight Of Band Setting Up
ATLANTA—Patrons of Valentine's Tavern were visibly crestfallen Tuesday when the..
07/29American Voices: Tennessee Candidate Asks If Islam Is Cult
At an event earlier this month, Tennessee gubernatorial candidate Ron Ramsey question..
07/29Report: Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Job Interv..
WASHINGTON—With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Departme..
07/29[audio] Area Man Experimenting With Homosexuality For Past 8 Years

Dave's Daily Headlines

01/22Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested
A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play wi..
01/22Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her
Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unpluggi..
01/22Man Swaps Empty Lobster Shell For Crab Legs
After he finished his lobster dinner, an upstate New York man apparently was still hu..
01/22Joke Of The Day
You will laugh at this one!
01/22Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, The..
It began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, f..
01/22Priceless Skidmark
Yuck!
01/21Judge Mocks "Inept" Naked Burglar
A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.
01/21Angry Husband Throws Cat At Wife
A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an ..
01/21Top 99 Women Of 2009
AskMen.com's top 99 most desirable women is in!
01/21Daily Funny Jokes
Random clean jokes daily... laugh

The Spoof News Headlines

07/30Eminem Admits California Gurls is Better Song Than Love The Way You Li..
In 2007, Eminem said his career was in limbo. Sadly, for those of us with ears, Em ha..
07/30Ellen DeGeneres Has Been Fired As American Idol Judge
HOLLYWOOD - Well the American Idol - Ellen DeGeneres 'honeymoon' did not last..
07/30America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To..
HOLLYWOOD - In what Nick "The Stick" Cannon called one of the biggest surprises i..
07/30Does Adam Lambert Even Eat Sausage?
That is the question that was on everyone's mind when the story broke on the Spoof by..
07/30Wedding Off? Bristol Palin's Levi May Have Knocked Up Girlfriend!
It seems the Bristol/Levi wedding might be canceled but who knows? Sarah Palin is beg..
07/30Lady Gaga Sues Madonna, Ace of Base for Plagiarism. " 'La Isla Bonita ..
Popular recording artist Lady Gaga, voted 'Most Respected Artist of The Decade' by Au..
07/30Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle
Blonde bikini-clad bombshell Sarah Harding had two reasons to celebrate today, as..
07/30Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally..
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sharon Osbourne was relaxing high in the Hollywood Hills in her..
07/30Spoof-writer's reunion ends in riot, several arrested
It was meant to be a civilised reunion of like-minded literary folk. However the ..
07/30Cheryl Cole Hires Koh-i-Noor Diamond From David Cameron
News that Prime Minister David Cameron plans to boost National finances by hiring out..

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