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"Christ, why do you freakin guys keep following me around? Can't you see that I'm trying to have a little alone time with MM, over here?"
- Jesus of Nazareth
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"So Honey, do you come here often? Do you like the lighting in here? Yeah, that whole light bulb thing that was one of mine. Impressed yet?"
- Tommy "The Big Filament" Edison
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"I would gladly pay you Tuesday."
- The Artist Formerly Known as Whimpy
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"We're in a world of poopy, Joker."
- Censored Pile
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"I am extraordinarily queer."
- Harry Potter
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" I'm sorry, can you say that again in my good ear?"
- Vinny Van Gogh
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"Goo Goblins is a punk ass, beaaoutch"
- Goo Goblins
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"That Pig-Pen is a nice piece of ass."
- Charles Brown
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"That guy in the big Yellow Hat is a real Fag...and I'm not talking about one of them European Cigarettes."
- C. George
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"I accomplished this despite all those damn Jews, Negroes, and Gays. I did this for me, for ME!"
- Charlton Heston
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"Up yours buddy!"
- Mother Teresa
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