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To Trim Or Be Trimmed?
That old couple may look happy enough walking together in their yard, but clearly that cannot be the case. I’ve seen it countless times before. A husband gets tired of his wife’s constant nagging and he realizes that the only way to escape it is through yard work. He plants some hedges and figures they will keep him busy outside and away from the wrath of his better half, but he quickly learns that trimming a few hedges isn’t all that time consuming and offers only a brief respite from her incessant bickering. So he is left with no choice but to keep obsessively planting more hedges, row after endless row until finally he is able to completely free himself from her evil clutches as he works continuously trimming the absurd hedges in a never ending cycle. Yes, he may have been reduced to a raving hedge trimming lunatic who the neighbor’s openly ridicule, but at least he has his dignity.
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