Perhaps you look at this photo and think of the ballet. I, on the other hand, look at it and see the face of injustice. First off, I think it’s ridiculous that being female is a prerequisite for being a ballerina. I know there are male ballet dancers and all, but they’re not ballerinas. So where does that leave someone like me? You see, ever since I was a young lad, all I ever wanted to be was a ballerina. Now, don’t get the wrong idea. It’s not like I’m some kind of sissy or anything like that. It’s just that the thought of putting on eye liner and lipstick, dressing in a pink tutu and prancing around flamboyantly on my tippy-toes arouses me tremendously on a sexual level. But no, apparently the wonderful world of ballet has no room for guys like me.

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