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Movies that have seen Buckshot: Perfume
Buckshot is an avid movie fan and at one time he had his on column in a very distinguished newspaper. That time has long since passed but Buckshot still enjoys sharing his thoughts regarding recent movies he has seen or as he says: "Movies that I have given the pleasure to see me."
Today Buckshot will discuss Perfume. If you haven't seen it, some little Frenchie kills 13 people to make a perfume, gets pinched, and just before being executed he lets the angry mob smell his concoction. What follows is that they all proclaim him an angel and start having a big, middle-ages orgy. If this was not enough the movie ends after our newly crowned Frenchie angel pours the perfume on himself and is then eaten by a different crowd.
Buckshot would give this movie a bad review except for the fact that he has had some very similar experiences. Back when it was feasible to count the number of people that Buckshot had killed, there was an Elf Detective that was hot on Buckshot's tail. One night this detective got a crowd of his fellow elves together to kill Buckshot. They trapped him in an ally and just before they made their move Buckshot raised his arms.
He was not giving up though, he was granting them them the honor of smelling his B.O. Back then Buckshot used to sweat and anyone that smelled his odor described it as "heavenly". When the smell hit the crowd they turned from angry to jubilant and they all started doing a little elf jig. One of the elves even tried to recreate Buckshot's smell and market it under the name "Sex Appeal" but he could never get it quite right.
So getting back to Perfume, Buckshot gives it a 10 out of 10. If you however do not have a similar connection Perfume gets a 2 out of 10.
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