The Sacred Spork is truly a multifaceted entity. Part fork and part spoon, it is an extremely versatile plastic eating apparatus to be sure, but to judge it solely based upon it’s functionality as a utensil would be folly. We of The Fellowship understand this. We realize that the true greatness of the Holy Spork lies not in its physical functionality, but rather, in its spiritual purpose. You see, the Spork stands as a beacon to all of humankind. It is a shining example of unity in its purest form. It represents that which we are striving to become as a society. One unified people under God living in peace and loving harmony.

Having said this, you must realize that we of The Fellowship are not historians. We are not qualified to provide you with in depth historical analysis. We are nothing more than a simple band of handsome and dedicated spiritual crusaders fighting valiantly to lead all of mankind out of the dark depths of despair and into the light of salvation. Hence, we will leave the history lesson to the scholars. Men who have made it their life’s work to chronicle this amazing utensil down to the smallest detail. Scholars such as the esteemed Justin Merry, Phd. So, to learn more about the Spork and its rich history, please visit Dr. Merry’s informative website: