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For Sale Guy?
When looking to sell your home in this competitive housing market it is extremely important to choose a realty company that will go that extra mile for you. Well look no further because we at Max21 Realty are just that kind of company. You see, not only will Max21 place a For Sale sign on your front lawn, we will also provide you with a well dressed gentleman to hold up that sign. And that’s not all. In addition to holding up the sign, that very same well dressed gentleman will do funny little dances in your front yard in an attempt to attract more attention to your home. He will also carry a very loud whistle, which he will blow incessantly at all hours in between shouts of “House, house man, get your house here!” In addition, upon request, the agent will also be happy to taunt your neighbors for no additional charge. But wait, there’s more. Just in case your house isn’t selling through these conventional means, each of our “yard agents” is also provided with a big bag of sharp rocks to throw at passers by, because unlike many other realty companies, we at Max21 are not above physically assaulting people in order to coerce them into buying your home. And that, my friend, is called going the extra mile.
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