Here we see FBI Director Robert Mueller making a point while testifying before the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington. And the point he is making? It's simple really. He thinks that the only way we're ever gonna be able to defeat the terrorists is with the Kung Fu. As he demonstrates his patented karate chop move, he explains that a crack group of Ninjas strategically placed along US borders is the only feasible way of keeping "evil doers" out. Of course, these Ninjas would not be dressed in the traditional Ninja garb. Oh no, instead they would be disguised as farm animals. In fact, most of them would work in teams of two, one Ninja dressed as the horses front end and the other as the horses ass. That way, what would seem to potential terrorists as just a couple of harmless weirdos walking around in a horse suit would turn out to be an ass whoopin waiting to happen. And as for the "evil doers" who have already infiltrated the US? According to Mueller, he and his devastating karate chop move are fixin to take care of those bastards personally.