Recently, the physical security of the Russian nuclear arsenal has been brought into question. Some experts have expressed concern that the Russians may lack the necessary means to properly safeguard all of their existing weapons. Many fear that some Russian nukes could be in danger of falling into the wrong hands. Well I think this photo will ease those fears. I know I, for one, will rest easier knowing that these two guys are on the job. Here we see them practicing their fool proof security technique in a mock drill. The guy on the left is playing the part of the bad guy who is trying to steal a nuclear device. He says to the guy on the right, "I'm going over there to get me one a them suitcase nukes and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me." But at that exact moment, like a sudden burst of lightning, up goes the knee of the guy on the right, effectively blocking the path of the guy on the left and foiling his dastardly plan. The Russian Army calls it the "Not so fast, Buster" maneuver and they believe it to be 99% effective as a deterent to nuclear theft.