At first I thought this left-wing buddy of mine was being a bit ridiculous when he claimed that the Bush Administration was made up almost entirely of evil zombies intent on killing us all in an effort to satisfy their unquenchable thirst for human brains. But after he provided me with this indisputable photographic evidence, I really couldn’t argue with him. It’s just like my father used to tell me as we browsed through the family photo album when I was a young child. He said, “Son, the camera doesn’t lie. Your Uncle Ned has red eyes in that photo because he actually is an evil demon who wants to kill you and steal your soul. And here we have your Great Aunt Gertrude who looks like the living dead in this picture because she actually is an evil zombie who wants to kill you. Oh, and there’s your sister Betsy. She may look perfectly sweet and normal in this photo, but I assure you that she too is out to kill you.”